au-rev0ir: just interrupting your day to let you know that it takes a sloth 42 hours to have sex
justinmallette: if my parents would know how i talk or behave on the internet or what stuff i watch, i’d be grounded for the rest of my life and get in a room isolated from society without internet access
punchself2: THERE’S THIS GIRL SITTING IN FRONT OF ME ON THE PLANE AND I CAN SEE THAT SHE’S ON TUMBLR AND HER URL IS BLACK-WHITE-AND-BOLD AND IM SENDING HER ASKS ABOUT WHAT SHE’S WEARING AND WHAT ROW SHE’S IN AND SHE’S GETTING SO FREAKED OUT
so lauren and I tied each other up last night
vagina-thumper: but now we cant get the fucking ties untied off my bed…. let’s home grandma doesn’t go in for anything.